Hours after showing his intense mourning regarding assassination of his late wife Benazir Bhutto, Asif Ali Zardari met the beauty Queen of Alaska and the vp nominee of the republican party, Sarah palin. I was expecting this meeting to be very much a skit out of saturday night live but what followed even shocked me.

CNN headlines:

"Pakistan’s recently-elected president, Asif Ali Zardari, entered the room seconds later. Palin rose to shake his hand, saying she was “honored” to meet him. Zardari then called her “gorgeous” and said: “Now I know why the whole of America is crazy about you.”

“You are so nice,” Palin said, smiling. “Thank you.” A handler from Zardari’s entourage then told the two politicians to keep shaking hands for the cameras. “If he’s insisting, I might hug,” Zardari said. Palin smiled politely."

like he hasn't made enough of a mockery of us..zardari had to go and do this! now im sure sherry rehman must've been quite jealous.

yet another achievement for him.! :P

the last stretch..exactly how safe are we?

More than 1,200 people have been killed in attacks, most of them suicide bombings blasts, in the past year. Here is a list of major attacks since the start of 2008:

January 10: Sixteen police and four civilians killed in a suicide bomb attack on police outside the high court in the city of Lahore.
January 14: Bomb kills 10 people at a crowded street market in Karachi.
February 9: Suicide bomber kills 25 people at opposition election rally in the northwestern town of Charsadda.
February 16: Suicide car bomber strikes a rally by party of slain former premier Benazir Bhutto in the northwestern tribal town of Parachinar, killing 37.
February 22: Roadside bomb hits wedding party in northern Swat, killing at least 14 people.
February 25: Suicide bomber kills army surgeon general Lieutenant General Mushtaq Baig and seven other people in Rawalpindi.
February 29: A suicide bomber kills 44 people in Mingora, the main town in the troubled Swat valley, during the funeral of three policemen killed by a roadside bomb earlier in the day.
March 2: Suicide bomber kills 43 at a meeting of anti-militant tribal elders in the northwestern district of Darra Adam Khel.
March 4: Two suicide bombers attack Pakistan Naval War College in Lahore, killing five people and wounding 19.
March 10: Suicide attackers detonate two huge truck bombs in Lahore, killing 26 people and partly demolishing the Federal Investigation Agency building in the city.
March 15: Bomb blast at Italian restaurant in Islamabad kills a Turkish woman and wounds 10 others, including four agents from the US Federal Bureau of Investigation.
May 19: Suicide bomber kills 13 at an army bakery in the northwestern town of Mardan.
July 2: Suicide car bomb outside the Danish embassy in Islamabad kills eight people.
July 6: Suicide bomber kills 15 people in an attack on police in Islamabad during a rally to mark the anniversary of an army raid on the radical Red Mosque.
August 12: Roadside bomb rips through Pakistan air force bus in Peshawar, killing 13.
August 19: Suicide bomber kills 23 people at a hospital in northwestern town of Dera Ismail Khan.
August 21: Twin suicide attacks kill at least 57 people outside Pakistan’s main arms factory in Wah, near Islamabad.
August 28: A bomb attack targeting policemen kill 10 people in the northwest garrison town of Bannu near the Afghan border.
September 3: Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani escapes an apparent assassination attempt when two shots hit his motorcade, just three days before the country’s presidential election.
September 6: Suicide bomber kills 33 people at a security checkpoint near Peshawar, the capital of North West Frontier Province.
September 11: Suspected militants hurl grenades and fire into a mosque in Peshawar killing at least 20 worshippers.
September 20: A suspected suicide attack outside the Marriott Hotel in Islamabad killing at least 40 people, with more feared trapped inside the building.

amazing isn't it??

Zardari-Gilani here , Palin-McCain there..

whatever will happen??

freaks in the world!

Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

9:52am Wednesday 25th April 2007

A Syrian-born airline pilot allegedly tricked a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis, a jury heard yesterday (Tuesday).

Fadi Sbano, 38, even pretended to know a gynaecologist who advised him on how often to have intercourse with her and whether to thrust "slowly or quickly". And, on the "doctor's advice", he kept a clock on the bedside table to time the sessions.

The teacher put up with the treatment for nine months before telling her doctor.

Huw Rees, prosecuting, told Swansea crown court: "The allegations here are of rape by deception."

Mr Rees said the pair met while Sbano was based at Gatwick and the teacher was working nearby.

In November, 2000, she discovered a rash of white spots and feared that typhoid, which she contracted on holiday some years before, had returned.

Sbano claimed he was in talks with a gynaecologist who was anxious for a certain cream to be applied, the prosecutor said.

"He (Sbano) suggested he would apply the cream to his penis and apply it inside her.

Mr Rees said the woman found the sessions "Clinical, not at all erotic". She consented only because she believed it was a proper treatment.

"When the insertions took place, and depending on the instructions of his friend, he would thrust slowly or quickly for anything from one to ten minutes,"

Her doctor told her to find out the identity of Sbano's gynaecologist friend but he "became evasive and never gave his name" beyond the word "Ibby".

"It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms."

Mr Rees said "Ibby" was traced but said he knew nothing about the treatment.

Sbano was arrested at Heathrow while attending a pilots' training facility.

He claimed the woman had invented the entire story about the "treatment".

Sbano, from Harrow, London, denies nine charges of rape and 11 or obtaining money by deception.

The trial continues.

unbelievable isnt it...

my friend said either the two are highly stupid or the guy is a gross freak. I said given the circumstances they fall into both categories. How can someone be so stupid?

anyho..last day of school..so im free from FJDC for 10 days...yayy

got my carving completed today..well atleast till the 2nd premolar. Its the worst thing in the world. As it is i am artistically challenged and to carve out teeth from wax blocks..not my strongest area. apart from that going to school was a complete waste of time. no 'dhang' ki classes. infact we only had one class. antivirals by Dr.Ali. that guy pisses me off. Come to think of it there is not a single teacher who i like in 2nd year. hmm...

wednesday=community trips

Every Wednesday morning,a damn community trip to a govt school and us being dentists. I'm so tired of it. All we do is examine kids. Same old routine. Open your mouth, caries .. no caries.. do you brush, how many times and blah and blah and blah.

Dr. khaleel's class:sampling and epidemiology, i dont get what we're learning from it and how its going to help us but its quite an important subject apparently.

and then Dr.Amber: mycology, the woman can barely speak English but tries her level best. so me and shazil decided to actually note down all her mistakes, mainly because i made shazil read a joke which was about pakistani teachers and their english and he said i shouldnt be so stereotypical so well to prove to him that the joke wasnt made up we noted down the mistakes and here are a few:

referring to the types of fungi: are you all agree to it? :P

asking the people who sit at the back of the lecture hall if they could see the board properly: are you all looking at the back?

trying to tell shehryar to get out of her class: you are out!

asking us for an eg of fungi: any fungus do u all know?

telling us how yeast and mould differ from each other: both of the 2!

so ya not being mean to her or anything but shes funny like that!

my take on all the shows that came out:
1)heroes: totally overrated, hated it.
2) how i met your mothe: loved it, want a gay best friend like barney:)
3) prison break: yay finally picking up pace. sucre looked soo hot
4) gossip girl(guilty pleasure): not bad..got to see a lot of chuck and nate and i dont mind that one bit!

Can't wait for desperate housewives and friday night lights!

aaa school..!

Just another day at school. Boring pharma lab in the morning. i could barely keep my eyes open as Dr.bilal went on and on about drugs contraindicated in pregnancy. i seriously couldn't care less. its not like ill be prescribing medicines anytime soon.

so anyway out of the lab into the lecture hall and dr. asmat was all geared up to teach periodontium. now I for once cant digest how anyone would be excited to teach dental anatomy! it has to be the most boring of the dental subjects! so she starts by questions from the previous lecture and noone remembers what epithelial cell rest of malasez are or the functions of periodontal ligament. Sarah had the book open and she whispered the answers to me and i answered and we got on with class.! we pretended to listen to her and just somehow the 50 minutes passed. next up was goiter. i talked throughout the class got a warning to be thrown out if i dont shut up and laughed at the funny pictures of people with bulging eye balls.

and then the wonderful pharma test.! got done with it in twenty minutes because i barely knew anything.!
ramzan and studies just dont go together.!

first!

my first blog. I don’t think much will come out of this. but i have nothing better to do and well everyone seems to be into blogging so lets try it. Its something different, something new.
So here goes!