Today after a very very long time we had an amazing day at school. Me saru and shazil laughed our butts off! Mainly because amby was acting like her usual retarded self. We hardly have any lectures on Friday but today we did and the most funniest possible teachers came. First DR.Muzzi who cried in 1st year when he came to teach us cvs in physio. He's teaching medicine this year and much to our delight. So amby is listening to songs on her cell phone at full volume and i'm sitting 2 seats away from her and i can even hear it so i tell saru to unplug her head phone wire so the music would start blasting from her phone and i don't know what got into saru but she actually did and amby was listening to let it rock.. boy did muzzi get pissed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. then all those 'nawab yaar khan boys' are talking and pointing at him so he gets pissed and goes like 'so your class crosses the lines and the limits sometimes', and i went to shazil dude what does he mean by crosses the limits??? what like we see him in a weird way or touch him in the wrong places? and shazil couldn't control his laughter so he got kicked out of class =P.
Then this new oral path teacher who has thing of saying 'theek hai' after every word literally so i decided to count the times she says 'theek hai' in a 20 minute lecture that woman said 'theek hai' 276 times. unbelievable.
Then we're on break and amby suddenly comes up to us and says "GUYS I LOOK GHOST" and we were literally rolling on the floor laughing.
Then amby tries to crack a joke:
'whats the similarity between pringles and sex?'
i go like man i don't know since I've never had sex.
so amby goes like ohhh like i have. anyway .. once you pop it u cant stop.
and we go like what the??? Lame
so shazil decides to be more lame. ' whats the similarity between Mcdonalds and sex
'i'm loving it ... oh wait better.. whats the similarity between KFC and sex... finger licking good.'
And then shazil got a kick in the nuts from saru!
Aaaa...what a day.. flashback to 1st year when life was all fun and games in the lecture halls!
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